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Prometheus – 2012

Prometheus both is and isn’t a prequel to Alien. It exists within the universe of Alien, and includes enough touch points to Ridley Scott’s original sci-fi classic, but it is also a film less concerned with being a prequel to Alien and more concerned with forging its own mythology and franchise. Prometheus feels more like the prequel to the prequel to Alien. A film which doesn’t end by setting up the original, but lays the groundwork for further films which can fill in the holes between 2093 and 2122 (when Alien is set). In this way the film is both a success and a failure.

It was always going to be difficult to create a satisfying prequel to Alien. Both Alien and Aliens are such beloved films and genuine masterpieces that any fan (and most people who go and see the films will surely be fans) will bring so many expectations and desires that Scott and his crew could only ever fail. That they have seemingly taken this into consideration and built a film which can stand on its own is both a blessing and a curse.

Prometheus is much more ambitious and epic than any previous Alien film. It’s closer in theme to Kubrick’s 2001 or Tarkovsky’s Solaris than it is to any film in the franchise. As a prequel it is not an origin story for the Alien, though it goes some way to explaining how the Alien was created. Instead Prometheus is an origin story for Mankind, as well as being an origin story for the fascinating Space Jockey from Alien (now called Engineers). For this Spaihts and Lindelof, who wrote the script, should be commended. Unfortunately, in doing so it not only feels adrift from the Alien franchise but also somewhat undermines it. The creation of the Alien (that which made the franchise so incredible) becomes a byproduct from another story, a story which could realistically have never been an Alien film at all. In fact, had they removed all traces of the Alien mythology from the film I believe it would have been a much more enjoyable and rewarding experience.

The story itself is rich, engaging, inventive and often deeply engrossing. But it also seems confused as to what it actually is. The opening sequence is gloriously shot and hooks you instantly into the story. It’s a breathtaking sequence which the rest of the film rarely lives up to. What it all means is never explicitly answered, though it proffers an alternate creation myth. Come the films final scene the film, its themes and the questions raised are barely answered it all ends up feeling a bit like a prequel to the inevitable sequel.

The cast is impressive, most notably Noomi Rapace as Elizabeth Shaw and Michael Fassbender as David, the ships Android (one of many definitive nods to the franchise). Fassbender steals the show both because his performance is so strong, but also because his character (ironic considering he’s a robot) is the must well defined and developed. David is also the strongest vehicle for one of the many themes. Rapace on the other hand is superb, but superb with much less to work with. Her character is tough, resilient and determined, but never to the degree of Ripley, with whom she is inevitably compared. She is often too passive, and with the exception of one stand out sequence, never really has to face up to any major threat.

The rest of the cast, from Charlize Theron’s corporate Meredith Vickers, Idris Elba’s Janek, Guy Pearce’s unrecognisable Peter Weyland and Logan Marshall-Green’s Holloway, are never given nearly enough character development or motivation for the audience to really care. What made Alien and Aliens work was that each film created characters we could relate to and that we cared about, as well as giving them clearly defined motivations and arcs. Therefore when their inevitable deaths began racking up we felt it, and characters were given emotionally rousing send offs. In Prometheus no character receives such treatment.

The crew of Prometheus is 17 large and most of them are just fodder. Add to this that almost every major action scene feels unmotivated and contrived and very rarely does anything in the film create tension or fear.

The major theme explored is between science and faith and the human desire to understand who we are, who created us and why. The problem the film faces is marrying this to the characters and to the prequel nature of the story. The “engineers” who may be responsible for Mankind are fascinating creatures, and some of the reveals in the story are spectacular, but too often the film fails to interweave these theme amongst the set pieces, and too often ideas are raised, dangled in front of us, then thrown aside for either another idea or an action set piece.

Prometheus looks stunning, as you’d expect from Ridley Scott. It’s ambitious, epic and intriguing throughout. The film is also disappointing, confusing and lacking in a clarity and exploration of theme. It neither works as a prequel to Alien nor as a standalone film in the same universe, instead falling somewhere in-between. With a clearer story, theme and richer characters Prometheus could have been a classic science fiction film. Instead it is an interesting, entertaining failure. But it is precisely because it is a prequel to Alien that its such a failure.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes – 2011

I went to see the latest in the Planet of the Apes series with some trepidation. Beyond the original classic the series is not one known for its dignity. I was unfortunate enough to spend £10 (back when cinema tickets were half that) to go for my first time to the Odeon Leicester Square to see Tim Burton’s dreadful remake (or is that re-imagining or re-envisioning, or who cares), which had a lot of input in my, until recently, dislike for Mark Wahlberg. So the prospect of a new, reboot if you like, of the Planet of the Apes franchise struck me with apathy.

Yet, despite this, I was intrigued. Positive-ish press coverage had suggested this wouldn’t be the awful, pointless piece of cinema I had expected. Add to this the fact that is directed by Rupert Wyatt who’s excellent debut feature was the Brian Cox starring prison drama, The Escapist. With a cast including Cox, James Franco, John Lithgow and (predictably) motion-capture go-to-guy Andy Serkis, the film boasted some intriguing credentials.

What a pleasant surpise then that Rise of the Planet of the Apes may well be the most entertainingly intelligent summer blockbuster of the year. Yes it has problems; including some massive plot holes, two-dimensional characterisation and a resolution which felt rewarding if not entirely satisfying. Yet ROTPOTA is without doubt an entertaining thought provocating film which has some incredible visual effects and a stunningly emotive performance from Andy Serkis (as lead ape Caesar).

The story is a prequel, and helps to explain how Apes grew to take over the world. Franco works as a scientist for a pharmaceuticals company developing a cure for Alzeheimers and other neurological diseases. As part of his work he runs trials on apes, and those injected with his “cure” begin to show signs of not only improvement but enhanced brain function.

Gradually, after developing a bond with lead ape Ceasar, things turn sour and the ape, now with massively advanced intellect, begins to realise that he and his kind are seen as a sub-species (even by those who claim to love and protect them). In fact, the film’s exploration of dignity and the differing roles of subordination is one of the most interesting – especially as Caesar expresses non of this predjudice, either toward other chimpanzee’s or other apes. Treating all as equals.

In the subplot we understand Franco’s motivation for wanting to develop this drug; his father – played magnificently (in the best human performance of the film) by John Lithgow – suffers from the debilitating illness and strikes up an unlikely relationship with Caesar. He is incredible and makes what could have been a trite, cliched subplot watchable and one of the most engaging elements of the film.

What’s also surprising is that the film spends so little time on big action set pieces. You could argue part of this is because the budget went on creating the hundreds of apes we see in the film (presumably all CGI). But it also demonstrates a focus on character and story which most likely attracted such a strong cast.

Credit should also be paid to Andy Serkis. As an actor he has become typecast slightly as the motion-capture guy, but if anything this is a compliment. His work as Gollum, King Kong and now Caesar (with other notable performances along the way) have demonstrated not only the benefits and incredible leaps in computer generated performance, but also Serkis’ keen acting skills. Caesar as a character is deeply moving and there were times when I felt a lump building in my throat – for a CG character this may be a first.

There are problems as I mentioned. Cox, Tom (Draco) Felton and Franco’s boss David Oyelowo are 2 dimensional caricatures who are either money hungry businessmen or evil animal abusers. You can see why they have created these characters and it helps serve the plot. It just a shame that when the film is trying to be so intelligent for a summer blockbuster a bit more time and consideration couldn’t have been spent on the villains of the piece.

Having said that, as the films breathtaking final act swings into action, you’ll be hard pressed to remember the little niggling problems as you are blown away by one of the most exciting and accomplished finale’s to any summer blockbuster this year.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 – 2011

It all ends. The saga is complete. Harry Potter and his band of friends and followers made their last stand in the grounds of Hogwarts to fight off Voldemort and his Death Eaters. The most unique and one of the biggest film franchises of all time has come to an end. But was it satisfying? Did it work for fans of the books and those who only know the films? Did it leave out any major moments or ruin any great bits from the book? Was it the ending we all wanted and needed?

Harry Potter is arguably the biggest phenomenon is publishing and film since the turn of the century. Yes the Lord of the Rings trilogy might be considered better films. Batman, Spider-Man and all the other comic movies might have dominated summer screens for the past ten years or so but Harry Potter is entirely unique. Not only is it the only 8 film series (can you imagine any comic book movie running for so many films), but we have also seen its three principle stars grow up on screen. A few weeks ago I decided, rather ambitiously, to watch all 7 Harry Potter films back to back in a single day to fully prep for the end of a franchise, which despite the differing and questionable quality, has found a special place in my heart. It was tough, entertaining, arduous but satisfying and also strangely illuminating. Seeing Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint go from children to men/woman over ten years and 7 films was like watching a relative or a friend grow up. I feel I know these characters, love them and want to spend time with them.

And so when I went to see the final part of the franchise I was emotional even before the opening scene. And yet, as the credits rolled and I took a moment to take in the realisation that there would be no more Harry Potter films I was left to reflect on what remains and my feelings of joy were mixed with disappointment.

The final part of the franchise in many ways encompasses everything that is great and everything which is bad about the entire series. It’s difficult to go into too much detail without revealing spoilers but what I have always argued and applauded about Harry Potter, especially to fans of the books, is how film is different to literature and that how stories are told is different. You couldn’t take every page of Potter and plaster it on screen. It just wouldn’t work. So Harry Potter screenwriter Steve Kloves who adapted all but one (Order of the Phoenix was written by Michael Goldenberg) deserves plaudits for achieving what in many ways was impossible; creating film versions of Harry Potter which satisfied hardcore fans as well as those who had never picked up the books. For the most part he succeeded.

The decision and focus all along has been including everything which ties into Harry’s journey and including only crucial moments for other characters, but nothing superfluous to Harry’s arc. For the most part this has worked, in a storytelling way. Yet for me, in the final instalment the story should have opened up slightly. As a result epic moments from the final book are omitted or altered to make them fit with Harry’s story. What is lost is that Harry’s moments become everyone’s; that Harry moments are our moments and that cherished scenes from the book which don’t feature Harry are crucial to our emotional connection with Harry and the story. The death’s of certain characters, certain battles and moments which have been excluded or altered don’t seem to have been changed to improve on the story. The have been changed to fit Harry’s arc. The results see certain moments fall flat, or flatter than they should.

But despite all of this, Deathly Hallows Part 2 delivers in spades what the entire franchise delivered. Excellent, exciting action scenes with great visual effects and stunning character beats. Although, certain characters are given moments to shine, none are really given free reign like Rowling gives them in the book and as such the shortest Harry Potter film feels as though it could have been longer. Ironic for a series which in the early years was criticised for being too long. Perhaps that criticism has backfired unexpectedly.

The film almost feels to focused on getting to the end. Conscious maybe that audiences have invested the last ten years of their lives in this character and want a climax. It’s almost the opposite of what happened in The Return of the King, which wallowed in its ending, reluctant to finish. The Deathly Hallows Part 2 could have done with slowing the pace to enhance the tension and suspense for what is to come. For example, one of the stand out moments was a flashback. Usually considered a no-no as it slows the pace of the narrative, here the flashback was a welcome reprieve from the constantly speeding pace. A chance to fill in some gaps and take stock before the final onslaught.

What was also a shame was how some of the key emotional beats failed because of the acting. Radcliffe, Watson and Grint may have been at this for 10 years, and may also be surrounded by some of the best actors of all time, but in the fantasy genre acting can be very difficult. For Radcliffe especially, handling the emotional turmoil and inner demons and fears which this franchise presented must have been a constant battle. None of them have developed enough of their acting chops to really pull it off. That’s not to say they are not good. They have improved immeasurable since The Philosopher’s Stone, but with the characters as Rowling wrote them and with their limited experience and lack of natural ability all they could do was their best, and often it fell short.

Unlike The Deathly Hallows Part 1, which I feel is the better of two, where the great acting talent around them fell away and the three stars were able to carry the film themselves (with great success in my opinion), here Rickman, Bonham Carter, Walters, Smith et al served only to remind us how great they are and that that three central actors are not. Rickman delivered what may have been his best performance of the series, but then Snape is arguably the best character.

Of the other young actors only Longbottom (Matthew Lewis) really had anything resembling a central performance. And he has the best scenes. His transformation as a character makes him my personal favourite but Lewis handles his scenes brilliantly, never trying to be more than a young man out of his depth, but brave and courageous enough to stand up to the great evil before him.

The Deathly Hallows contains some of the series high points, it also contains some of the biggest missteps and so like all the other films, with Prizoner of Azkaban being the only exception, it never reaches the heights of the books. Yet I know I will crave revisiting Harry Potter again, spending time with these characters and immersing myself in Rowling’s uniquely brilliant world. As yet though I can decide if that will be solely with the books or with the films as well.

V: The Complete First Season

Like Battlestar Galactica, V is a re-imagining of an old science fiction TV series. Unfortunately the similarities end there. Whilst V is an entertaining high concept show which takes a unique (in modern times at least) take on the alien invasion story it never fully pursues or explores the ideas and themes it raises and as such feels a little disappointing when it could have been a stunning show. In this way it is similar to another recent sci-fi show, The Sarah Connor Chronicles. V opens with the arrival of a giant space ship above the skies on New York (it’s always New York!!!) as well as 28 other cities around the world. A human face appears on screen and assures the worried crowds below that they “are of peace…always”. This reassures everyone enough that the aliens come in peace and that there isn’t really anything to worry about.

The show then focuses on three of four major characters and how they are each affected by the V’s arrival. Firstly we have Erica Evans (LOST’s Elizabeth Mitchell) as an FBI agent (aren’t they always) who investigates terrorism. Then there is her son. He has recently been involved in a motorcycle crash (this becomes mildly important later) and despite some dubious teenage hormones seem to love his mother deeply. Next we meet Father Jack Landry (Joel Gretsch) which fulfils the need for American shows to include one character named Jack, and allows a religious point of view to be explored. Finally, we meet Ryan Nichols (Morris Chestnut) who doesn’t quit appear to be who he claims to be. Eventually we learn, in a not too much of a spoiler, that Ryan is an alien who has been amongst the humans for years.

So together these three make up an interesting group of central characters. Evans investigates a terror cell which may be related or aware of the alien’s arrival. Father Jack begins to experience a crisis of faith as he wrestles with the notion of God and aliens existing in the same universe and Ryan fears that the Visitors aren’t as nice as they claim to be.

We also get to see things from the V’s point of view and through Chad Decker (Scott Wolf) a TV journalist who becomes the voice through which the V’s communicate. The best character, and certainly the best performance is from lead V, Anna (Morena Baccarin) who is suitably disconcerting and seductive. Her performance throughout the series is captivating as she gives us a true hint of the evil which lurks behind the human facade.

Why V feels so underwhelming has nothing to do with the concept. But rather the execution. The V’s plot is steadily revealed and if anything we see too much of their evil plot for there to be enough reveals or twists. As for the central characters, each of them fails to develop enough of an arc for the series to leave an impression. Instead the central problems they are set up with – Erica’s concerns over he son’s continuing seduction by the V, Father Jack’s crisis of faith and Ryan’s keeping his V status secret from the woman he loves are all dragged out across the entire series. Therefore, there is little room for development, for raising the stakes emotionally, or for a change in gear. This often hampers debut seasons as networks hold onto the purse strings until the show is bone fide hit, but the writing is never gripping enough for you to feel the show is only just getting started. There are no real stand out moments. Nothing comparable to Battlestar Galactica, LOST or 24. Nothing suggest of the brilliance yet to come.

The show does explore some interesting themes. Erica simultaneously investigates and becomes a member of a terror cell, Father Jack’s crisis of faith and his congregations growing devotion to the aliens as well as Decker’s journalistic ethical code and his growing sense that these Visitors are not as peaceful as they make out. But none of these issues are really put under any scrutiny or in depth exploration. As a result the show becomes frustrating as I was hoping for a genuine exploration of the place religion might take if aliens did in face visit our planet; the terrorism which the characters become involved in never takes off and fails to attempt to reach the heights that Battlestar Galactica did in addressing the subject.

V has its moment. The season finale being its pinnacle (it did actually make me curious to watch season 2, which is something) but ultimately V fails where most TV shows fail. Despite an interesting concept and curious characters, neither really got under my skin and made the show compulsive. In fact, had it not been for the brilliant Elizabeth Mitchell I feel I would have given up long before the end.

X-Men: First Class – 2011

For the fifth film in Fox & Marvel’s franchise they turned to the writer/director team which reinvigorated the comic book/superhero sub genre last year with Kick Ass. Matthew Vaughn had originally been in line to direct the third X-Men, but stepped aside and let Brett Ratner helm the weakest in the franchise until Gavin Hood delivered the muddled, silly and pointless Wolverine. So with this prequel of sorts, writer by Jane Goldman and Vaughn deliver a fast paced, entertaining and intriguing X film which tells the story of Charles Xavier (Professor X) and Erk Lehnsherr (Magneto) and the birth of their friendship – and by extension the birth of The X-Men.

In many ways this is an inspired decision. The thought of seeing another X-Men with the same characters and setting fills me with a sense of apathy. Like most comic book franchises the most you can really expect to get out of it before audiences and storylines feel fatigued in 3 films. After which some rejuvenation and reinvention is required. Wolverine may have been the first attempt at standalone solo efforts from X-Men, but its failure has seen Fox return to the tried and tested waters of multiple X-men working together to fight a global evil.

By focussing on Prof. X and Magneto the film explores the backstory set up in the original franchise (and pre-existing from the comics) and in doing so allows not only a 60s set Cold War story line, but also the introduction of a host of new mutants and more entertainingly the writers deliver a healthy dose of explanation around things such as what really lead to Prof. X and Magneto’s friendship ending as well as many other little nods to the comic’s heritage.

The film therefore walks a fine line between over-familiarity and reinvention. Sequels will know doubt follow, and potentially even bring us up to the original X-Men film (although I somewhat doubt it). The introduction of some of the franchises most intriguing mutants and also incorporating enough of the original trilogy’s mutants (Mystique, Beast etc) makes the film feel like a sequel without ever feeling like a sequel.

The real highlight of the film, and its heart, are James McAvoy’s Professor X and Michael Fassbender’s Magneto. Stepping into the somewhat intimidating shoes of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen could not have been easy, for either the writers or the actors. They brought gravitas to the earlier films and helped ground the fantastical story. Here, as both are beginning we can see some of the roots of their later incarnations. Fassbender fares the better, not because he gives a better performance but because his character has more meat to chew on, as well as the better action scenes. As Lehnsherr was a victim of the holocaust his story immediately has more weight than McAvoy’s life of luxury and top class education. In fact, its hard not to emphasis with Lehnsherr as his belief that mutants are better than man is formed. If anything the story is too heavily slanted in his favour throughout, especially as most of the human characters are either afraid or wanting to suppress the mutant race.

The bad guys are a healthy blend of well known faces (hello Kevin Bacon – possibly the series most fun villain), January (Mad Men) Jones as Emma Frost, and new faces who together fulfil the missing mutant factor of a couple of the original trilogies interesting X-Men (Storm & Nightcrawler) though neither of them are as menacing or well explored as their forebears. To a degree this felt like a missed opportunity as more interesting and new powers could have been utilised. Jones and Bacon are the two stand outs, even if Jones does little more than look stunning (not hard really) and turn into ice.

The action scenes are well handled and generally quite good although they never quite reach the great heights of X-2, the finale is something to behold as the world comes to the brink of war and Vaughn manages to handle multiple action beats with style, pace and clarity. On a downside, often, with these types of stories, the vast number of characters and their abilities are often overlooked as major characters are pushed to the front (this is certainly true of the first 3 X-Men films), yet here, somehow each character is given a moment to shine and the characters powers all seem to come in handy – a slight contrivance of the plot perhaps, but that would be nitpicking.

In the end, X-Men First Class may not be the reimagining or re-envisioning or whatever they call reboots of popular franchises, but with a host of new characters, a period setting and two excellent central performances from Fassbender and McAvoy, First Class is well…. first class (if you excuse the glaringly obvious pun). As for sequels, do we need one. Could we not instead explore the many variations available from decades of comics.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides UK Premiere – 2011

When Curse of the Black Pearl was released in 2003 it came as such a delightful surprise that for me it is the most enjoyable summer blockbuster of the past 10 years. The combination of fun, action, adventure, the swashing of buckles and the horror and terror was a perfect blend of what one expects from a summer film. That is was based on a theme park ride, and that it centred on pirates (box office poison) just demonstrated how effectively Gore Verbinski and the screenwriters (Ted Elliot & Terry Rossio) had created something new, fresh and entertaining. And in Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp created one of the most iconic and likeable hero’s of modern times. A new Han Solo or Indiana Jones almost. And then the inevitable sequels followed. Dead Man’s Chest was fun, exciting and had enough twists and humourous moments to allow you to overlook the vast dip in quality from the original. At World’s End ended up feeling bloated, overlong and a little too serious, even if the writers deserve some credit for adding some of the series most entertaining characters and somehow turning the whole thing into a somewhat contained trilogy.

For On Stranger Tides Verbinski has jumped ship, and both Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley have walked the plank. Remaining are Johnny Depp as Cap’n Jack Sparrow and Geoffrey Rush (now the franchises most enjoyable character) as Barbossa as well as Kevin McNally as Gibbs. Replacing the original crew are Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Sam Claflin and Astrid Berges-Frisbey (these last two clearly recruited to replace the Bloom/Knightley dynamic).

The premiere itself was a fun, entertaining and hugely surreal experience. Walking down the “blue” carpet. Seeing the stars snapped by paparazzi and signing autographs offered a glimpse into the marketing machine which drives these films and it was also a treat to see so many of the films stars in attendance, as well as director Rob Marshall (taking over the reigns from Verbinski) and Jerry Bruckheimer (the legend in person).

By the time I got comfy in the seat, and began nibbling on the free popcorn and water, looking over my shoulder to work out if any more celebrities were in the audience I was predictably expecting the film to be something of a let down. Before the film started, the cast came into the screen and thanked us all, hoping we enjoyed the film. I had hoped I’d enjoy the film as well….

I didn’t. On Stranger Tides is one of those epic disappointments which isn’t necessarily a bad film (I am probably not considered its core audience). What disappointed most was that the sheen, laid on so wonderfully in the original, is all but gone. Depp, who for me has never escaped Sparrow in his non Pirates performances since, falls back in comfortably but his charm and allure, for me at least, has completely worn off. An attempt to build an arc and backstory (relating to Cruz’s pirate) is both laboured and uninteresting. The story is yet again a race against time to find something mythical (this time the Fountain of Youth).

The additional cast is, for the most part, uninspired. Ian McShane as Blackbeard feels like a missed opportunity, but then this being a fantasy childrens film I guess the best we could hope for was him declaring to all just how bad he is, rather than actually seeing him do anything too evil. Stephen Graham is a welcome addition to the cast as a dim, but loveable pirate in a similar but much better mould that MacKenzie Crook fulfilled in the original trilogy. Rush, returning as Barbossa is the best thing in the film, simply because he relishes chomping on the scenery and knows exactly what kind of film is in. Cruz, as well as Sam Claflin and Astrid Berges-Frisbey are pretty ordinary, and somehow had me missing Bloom and Knightley.

The set pieces are suitably big budget but offer none of the heart-racing fun of the original and for me the film peaks with its opening set piece, set in an authentic looking London. By the climax fight scene and inevtiable setting up of sequels, I found myself initial enthusiasm quelled to barely a ripple.

On a final note, having been excited about the prospects of 3D after films like Coraline, Avatar and Toy Story 3, I think the novelty was brushed off completely with this film. The 3D being a distraction which on occasion made me feel a little nauseous. If I see another pirate thrust a sword toward the camera again I may well throw up.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides could have been something fresh, original and unique. It could have taken the franchise in a new direction, unburdened by the shackles of an expanding cast and ridiculous plotting. Instead it embraces both the expanding cast and ridiculous plotting (double and triple crossing abound) and produces something decidedly inferior and mediocre. The film will know doubt be a huge success, and parts 5 & 6 are probably already greenlit. For me, I think its time Johhny Depp hung up the hat, threw away the eye patch and put the parrot out of its misery.

Top Ten Most Underrated Sequels

First blog post from new contributor Luke Culverwell. The rather controversial and opinionated Top Ten Most Underrated Sequels of all time.
Enjoy

10. Jurassic Park: The Lost World – 1997
Don’t get me wrong, this is a deeply flawed film but it has its merits. I enjoyed its set pieces and how it pitted animal conservationists against animal hunters was entertaining. Right now I am thinking more of its bad elements (Jeff Goldblum’s clearly-completely black, BIOLOGICAL daughter? WTF?!) but I get caught up in the film every time I watch it.

9. Superman 3 – 1983
The one with Richard Pryor, who is pretty much the only reason this is so good. It’s goofy and really daft in places but it still manages to entertain (“both keys at the same time?”).

8. Batman Forever – 1995
Yes, that’s right I think it is still the best batman of the franchise (though Batman Returns comes close). I think it is fun, energetic and incredibly visual. But most of all I like it because it treated Batman how it is supposed to be treated – like a frigging comic book unlike the more recent, ‘The Dark Knight’ which treats something that is so overwhelmingly fantasy as something that is gritty and realistic.

7. Alien 3 – 1992
Like Godfather 3, it is unfairly compared with the first 2 (which are clearly excellent) but I still think this is a solid effort all round. I think it was an inventive continuation to send Ripley into a place which have very basic tools and no weapons, and also that she has to defend herself on a planet filled with murders and rapist prisoners. And the way the alien won’t attack her because she is carrying the Queen, which she sacrifices herself to kill – awesome.

6. Lethal Weapon 2 – 1989
“You can’t go to South Africa”, “Why not?”, “Because you’re bleck”.
A straight to the point ‘actioner’ with everyone’s favourite Catholic. And the fact that it’s so black and white when casting the South African’s as baddies, what, like two years before the LA riots? But because you’re bleck!

5. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls – 1995
“shish kebab, Shawshank Redemption, chi-ca-go you’re outta here!”
It’s brilliant, come on admit it. When he crawls out the arse of the Rhino, when he gets in with the tribe, when he gets shot with the darts and when he almost gets caught wanking, brilliant, funny, clever, and easy going. Yes I am defo a Carey lover.

4. Die Hard with a Vengeance – 1995
I’ve watched this sooo many times (like that episode of Friends where the car breaks down at the public toilets – it’s ALWAYS on!!!) and I never get tired of it. You got Jeremy Irons being an evil German, his girl-friend as the psycho mute killer (she’s actually a Christian rock singer in real life – no really, her name is Sam Phillips) and I just love the momentum of it, an action flick when they used to be good.

3. The Godfather Part III – 1990
Yes pales in comparison with the first two, but if you can get past that what you have is still an excellent film. Sofia Coppola let the side down badly there and I’m not a big fan of Andy Garcia being the archetypal drippy eye-talian, but, the story is excellent, especially how it ties it in with something more Italian than Paolo Maldini – the Catholic Church. One last thing, I’m well chuffed Connie finally got to be the ‘Don’ – now that’s an ‘arc’.

2. Back to the Future: Part 3 – 1990
I think it was right to end the franchise with America’s favourite piece of history – The Wild West, and let’s not forget this story is all about changing history. Also the way it incorporates all different kind of elements of classic westerns is outstanding.

1. Wayne’s World 2 – 1993
We tend to disregard comedies in most lists but we forget how hard it is to do a good one. This sequel (and its predecessor) has been left behind as a part of the nineties but it is so ingenious; The YMCA scene (and the build up to it), Jim Morrison and the naked Indian, “I’d like to think I have an eye for detail”, the list goes on.

Toy Story 3 – DVD

I was 11 years old when Toy Story first came out. Still at school when Toy Story 2 arrived and so now, 15 years after the release of Pixar’s debut comes Toy Story 3 in 3D. I had my doubts about a third Toy Story film. Firstly third parts in film franchises are invariably utter trite which often undermine the integrity of the original by sullying the characters. Then there was the gap. Just over ten years have past since we last had a Toy Story and I felt as though Pixar had moved past Toy Story. The first film (still Pixar’s finest achievement in my humble opinion) set up the studio and it has been incredible seeing how the studio has grown and matured, moving away from the more child focused stories and buddies movie mentality which became the Pixar signature in its early years. Films such as The Incredibles, Ratatouille, Wall-E and Up moved Pixar into a position which enabled them to earn an Oscar nomination and embrace the notion that animation should not be just for children, but for adults as well. And so I was worried Toy Story 3 would be a regression, a step back, even a nostalgia-fest which served only to remind us of Pixar’s earlier achievements.

How wrong was I. Toy Story 3 is so wonderfully brilliant, so emotionally fulfilling and so well thought through and executed that it is equal to its predecessors in ever way imaginable. The film picks up with Andy, now 17, preparing to head off to college. This is the best decision that Pixar could have made. Like me, most of the film’s core fanbase are most likely adults now and the film fully embraces that, making it the theme of the story. This is as much about toys no longer being played with as it is about parents having to acknowledge and let go of their own playthings; their children. Looked at in the context of Pixar you can chart the youthful joyous feeling toward playing with toys from the original Toy Story, to becoming adults themselves in Finding Nemo to now letting their children fly the nest – Pixar’s films perfectly embrace the issues the creators have faced and in doing so tap into the same emotions and stages of life their audience is going through. And yet at the same time Toy Story 3 is for all those little kids who love animation and playing with toys themselves. The opening sequence perfectly capturing the imagination of a child.

The story centres around the core group of toys Andy has kept hold of, if not played with for years, and so all the favourites are back; Woody, Buzz, Slinky Dog, Hamm, Mr and Mrs Potato Head, Jessie and Rex. When they are mistakenly taken to Sunnyside day care centre it seems as if their life as a child’s toy will begin again but things are not all they appear. At Sunnyside we meet a host of new characters – all memorable, all unique and different to our existing characters. Lot’s O Huggin Bear (voiced by Ned Beatty) is brilliant as the leader of the daycare toys and the franchises best villain and Ken (of Barbie and Ken) voiced by Michael Keaton is an amazing addition to the cast, and his inclusion fits perfectly when considered in the context of the franchise (TS2′s Barbie dolls). His subplot with Barbie is a source of constant pleasure and although the comedy feels obvious in a way, it is handled with such subtly and genius you can’t help but laugh at every scene. The animators deserve as much credit for this as the writers.

The real joy of Toy Story 3 comes in the beautifully constructed and unfolding plot which ties perfectly in with the emotional development and growth of these beloved characters. Woody, always the lead, goes on a fantastic journey and demonstrates the writers desire to tell a story over just having a series of excellent set pieces. Toy Story 3 has these in abundance. The film has one of the most brilliantly devised escape sequences in the history of cinema. I found myself on more than one occasion having to raise my dropped jaw at the staggering confidence and aplomb with which the story unfolds. What Toy Story 3 also has is the greatest third act of any of the films in the franchise. It’s exciting, genuinely scary, moving and for a moment I found myself clutching the armrests at the uncertain fate of the characters. For a studio such as Pixar to create such an effect on the audience in what is ostensibly a children’s film is astonishing.

The animation is also faultless. One potential problem was how to improve the CGI of the cast without making the characters look too detailed and thus unlike their former selves. Pixar once again comes up trumps. The characters look every bit as detailed as Ratatouille or Wall-E but retain that quintessential toy-ness, and the world is lush. There isn’t a single image which isn’t overwhelmingly beautiful and absorbing. One of the joys of Pixar is seeing what new world or landscape they will attempt to master with their latest effort they manage to just that as the story moves into its very own “Mount Doom” moment at the films climax.

Finally, the film offers a lovely epilogue to the film which allows the audience to reach for the tissues as you sense Pixar are finally done with Woody, Buzz and the crew. You literally could not ask for a sweeter or more beautiful ending for some of the best characters in the history of cinema.

There is so much richness to this film, both in style and content that this review could go on and on. There are a number of comedy highlights I refuse to mention because, well, they must be experienced without foreknowledge. Simply put Toy Story 3 is possibly the best film I have seen this year and might also be the best threequel in the history of cinema. Toy Story 3 demonstrates once again that Pixar is the finest studio today and that if you focus on character over spectacle the story will be engaging, engrossing and box office gold. When the credits rolled I wanted to leave the cinema, buy a ticket and experience that joy again. A instant classic.